okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
