I have demons in me.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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