someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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