Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
farters have to be the big spoon...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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