you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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