You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
