Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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