Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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