No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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