Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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