Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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