the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
birth control should be required to get into college
Hippo gnu deer
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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