oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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