i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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