The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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