I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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