I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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