what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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