The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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