I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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