Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
