Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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