dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I could make wine with my vomit
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i came on her dog
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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