I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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