to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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