Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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