billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm like, not good at living.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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