He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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