Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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