You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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