i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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