I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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