Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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