Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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