She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
did i just pee glitter
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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