My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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