Sponge bath it is.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
and you fell through a lawn chair
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
