office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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