Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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