How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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