i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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