yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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