fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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