Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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