That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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