you would pick up someone in the library
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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