im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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