how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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