32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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