that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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