During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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