6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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