He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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