i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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