Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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