I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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